February 26, 2014


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October 22, 2013


You never leave your blog signed in on a public computer. C’mon, that’s tumblr 101. 

You’ve been warned.


See Post tags #you're logged in #but you're not here #that is a problem

August 30, 2013


mxcd:

i love him

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August 29, 2013


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barthel:

Grimes and 2 Chainz wore the same pants to the VMAs.

barthel:

Grimes and 2 Chainz wore the same pants to the VMAs.

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March 21, 2013


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February 27, 2013


zackisontumblr:

if you’re feeling down i can feel you up

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February 14, 2013


thefader:

BY THE NUMBERS
Trap God 2 broken down by fast food rankings + the contents of Gucci’s breakfast.

LUV GUCCI YYYAHH

thefader:

BY THE NUMBERS

Trap God 2 broken down by fast food rankings + the contents of Gucci’s breakfast.

LUV GUCCI YYYAHH

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gq:

How the Shit My Dad Says Dad Celebrates Valentine’s Day


My parents have been married for thirty-five years, and not once have they celebrated Valentine’s Day. I didn’t come upon this fact until last year when I stopped by their house to say hello and asked my dad what his plans were for February 14th. “Probably take the dog for a walk,” he responded as he stood in the kitchen, surgically preparing an orange for eating.
“You’re not gonna do anything with mom?” I asked.
“She might come on the walk. Although lately the dog’s had the shits and she ain’t a fan, so it might be a solo endeavor.”
“So you’re not going to dinner or anything?” I asked.
“No.”
“Yeah, I get it. It’s a made up holiday anyway,” I replied.
“They’re all made up holidays, genius. You think Easter sprouted up from the fucking ground? No. Somebody had to say, ‘I’m a big fan of Jesus and I got a ham and some time to kill on a Sunday.’ “
“But you celebrate Easter,” I said as I grabbed an orange slice he handed me.
“I like ham,” he replied as he grabbed his plate full of fruit and moved into the dining room.
“So then why don’t you celebrate Valentine’s day? I don’t care. I’m just curious,” I pushed.
“That’s the definition of caring, dum-dum. You know why human beings are here on earth? To fuck each other, make babies, then take care of those babies just long enough so that those babies are able to grow up and fuck each other and make more babies. That’s it. That’s our purpose in life. And if you don’t believe me, take a good look at yourself in the mirror right after you’re done jerking off next time and try to come up with a good reason as to why in the hell you just spent fifteen minutes doing that.”
“I would rather not do that.”


Continued at GQ.com

gq:

How the Shit My Dad Says Dad Celebrates Valentine’s Day

My parents have been married for thirty-five years, and not once have they celebrated Valentine’s Day. I didn’t come upon this fact until last year when I stopped by their house to say hello and asked my dad what his plans were for February 14th. “Probably take the dog for a walk,” he responded as he stood in the kitchen, surgically preparing an orange for eating.

“You’re not gonna do anything with mom?” I asked.

“She might come on the walk. Although lately the dog’s had the shits and she ain’t a fan, so it might be a solo endeavor.”

“So you’re not going to dinner or anything?” I asked.

“No.”

“Yeah, I get it. It’s a made up holiday anyway,” I replied.

“They’re all made up holidays, genius. You think Easter sprouted up from the fucking ground? No. Somebody had to say, ‘I’m a big fan of Jesus and I got a ham and some time to kill on a Sunday.’ “

“But you celebrate Easter,” I said as I grabbed an orange slice he handed me.

“I like ham,” he replied as he grabbed his plate full of fruit and moved into the dining room.

“So then why don’t you celebrate Valentine’s day? I don’t care. I’m just curious,” I pushed.

“That’s the definition of caring, dum-dum. You know why human beings are here on earth? To fuck each other, make babies, then take care of those babies just long enough so that those babies are able to grow up and fuck each other and make more babies. That’s it. That’s our purpose in life. And if you don’t believe me, take a good look at yourself in the mirror right after you’re done jerking off next time and try to come up with a good reason as to why in the hell you just spent fifteen minutes doing that.”

“I would rather not do that.”

Continued at GQ.com

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February 12, 2013


cmj:

Check out this list of band names that will get you banned from WSOU’s airwaves, including such quality artists as Adolf Jesus, Mighty Sphincter and the relatively inoffensive Alabama Thunderpuss.

cmj:

Check out this list of band names that will get you banned from WSOU’s airwaves, including such quality artists as Adolf Jesus, Mighty Sphincter and the relatively inoffensive Alabama Thunderpuss.

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thefader:

WORLD PREMIERE! FADER #84 COVER: VAMPIRE WEEKEND

What why do they look so badazz? Y’all been liftin? Gettin swoll? #thestruggle sheesh

thefader:

WORLD PREMIERE! FADER #84 COVER: VAMPIRE WEEKEND

What why do they look so badazz? Y’all been liftin? Gettin swoll? #thestruggle sheesh

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February 5, 2013


boy is your name homework cause im not doing you

and i should be

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thefader:

THIS MIGHT NOT BE THE REAL COVER, BUT WE LIKE IT
via

thefader:

THIS MIGHT NOT BE THE REAL COVER, BUT WE LIKE IT

via

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February 1, 2013


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